Published: October 31, 2024
Ah yes, greenwashing. Thanks Microsoft.
Wood? You mean Fire’s Favourite Food?
What does a datacenter need a huge glass front for? Slashing carbon emissions? Yeah right.
Maybe it’s meant to let the sun in and save on the heating… in… a buildind that has significant excess of… nevermind.
Talk about putting lipstick on a pig…
No no. Those trees died of natural causes. /s
If they really cared about carbon emissions, they would shut down all of their AI crap.
Shut down themselves even better.
This is a puff peice to distract. Microsoft has made no effort to lessen their carbon footprint.
I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.
Too bad all that cool stuff is negligible compared to what actually makes a difference
Technically it just makes their carbon footprint even larger
Slash emissions by using the dead bodies of the source that removes carbon?
I mean, that’s the mechanism by which carbon is removed. It goes into tree, tree dies or gets cut down taking all the solidified carbon with it, new tree gets planted in its place to repeat the cycle. In fact, the fastest way to scrub carbon with the practice is to farm trees, assuming you do it sustainably.
You mean sequestered, not removed. It’s one fire away from being back in circulation.
Do you propose some alchemy that transforms carbon to another element? Remove carbon from the atmosphere and stop putting more up in there.
So is every tree
Well, don’t set any data centers on fire.
But what if I really want to :(
Noted for the future.
Trees are carbon neutral. They pull the carbon out and sequester it in themselves. When they rot or burn, the carbon is returned.
So lots of heat plus combustible material… That sounds like a winning idea to me.
If memory serves right, one of Germany’s datacenters went up in flames a few years ago because they had wooden flooring and no adequate fire suppression systems.
EDIT: it was in France, and Europe’s biggest datacenter.
It was OVH in France
Ah, seems to be right, my bad.
Also, to correct myself a bit more: it was Europe’s biggest datacenter.
LOL they are trying to trick us. Microsoft we see you.
I’ve also put wood panels on my car to save the environment. It’s pretty useful.
Woot! Heavy timber construction!
