The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agoProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square409fedilinkarrow-up12.54Karrow-down111
arrow-up12.53Karrow-down1imageProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agomessage-square409fedilink
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up75arrow-down1·11 months ago“Exactly my point. We will not be investing an hour looking at the footage to pinpoint the time of theft, now get out!”
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoShow up with a box of donuts. “Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!” “Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!” “No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”
“Exactly my point. We will not be investing an hour looking at the footage to pinpoint the time of theft, now get out!”
Show up with a box of donuts.
“Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!”
“Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!”
“No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”