JWBananas@startrek.websitetoProgramming@programming.dev•How to be a -10x EngineerEnglish
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9 months agoAre you okay?
aka @JWBananas@lemmy.world
aka @JWBananas@kbin.social
Are you okay?
More like SudoExW
I know. I’m responding to the absurdity of it.
Nobody really uses Kubernetes for day-to-day work, and it shows.
Wat.
I no longer use Sprint
I mean, nobody else does either.
p.*
FROM
Products p
WHERE
p.Price < 50
GROUP BY
p.Category_Id```
Meanwhile the ORM is probably generating something stupid and unnecessarily slow like this:
```SELECT
p.*, c.*
FROM
Products p
JOIN
Category c
USING (Category_Id)
WHERE
p.Price < 50
GROUP BY
c.Category_Id```
Now stop using goddamn capital letters in your table and field names. And get off my lawn!
OpenSilverlight would like a word.
Bro do you even oh-my-zsh bro?
Bro where are you goingggg…
/s
Big oof.
Polishing up your resume and LinkedIn?