The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

I think i got the black lung pop

I see one up there, срёт[.]онлайн, “shit dot online”