KeriKitty (They(/It))

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔

… She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷

I’ll never forget attending CS courses with a guy who got violently angry at having to write code. I assume he’s either thrilled with Copilot or in prison for attacking somebody over its failure to reliably write all of his code for him.

s/developers/publishers/

Also, not sure how this is programming related 🤷

Kinda annoying that “top” always means “most popular” for these things :-\ I guess I don’t really have a specific idea of what other meaning would be best but it still seems kinda ridiculous to rank programming languages by popularity. I guess it’s an engineer-brained thing to think of them as having different uses and purposes rather than being interchangeable business tools 🤮 but to me it’s kinda like looking at spoken languages by popularity but you still wanna go on vacation or go live somewhere with an unpopular native language. Like, oh look, Spanish is popular so I’ma learn that but also never go anywhere I’d expect people to speak it, so I’ll be in Finland or something (in my dreams, where I actually can visit places v.v ) all “Habla español? Perkele!” over and over until they throw me out 😅

Edit: Just thought to check, a cursory glance suggests “español” doesn’t get capitalized in Spanish, which I don’t actually know 😅 My Finnish is much better, as I know most of the common curses and a few of the words that go between them.

That’s horrible and horrifying and I’m never gonna sleep again and also I hate you :(

so-called AI

knows its own limits

frustration noises It knows nothing! It’s not intelligent. It doesn’t understand anything. Attempts to keep those things acting within expected/desired lines fail constantly, and not always due to malice. This project’s concept reeks of laziness and trend-following. Instead of a futile effort to make a text generator reliably produce either an error or correct code, they should perhaps put that effort into writing a transpiler built on knowable, understandable rules. … Oh, and just hire a damn Rust dev. They’re climbing up the walls looking to Rust-ify everything, just let them do it.

42? If only I could have so few 😅

OP’s name is pretty apropos 😅

Aaahhh, this is horrifying! You’ve ruined my breakfast 🙀

Gross! Couldn’t even let schools decide, somehow it’s important to ban them state-wide? Piss off.

Did startup Flow Computing just make CPUs 100x faster?

No.

Did you enjoy humans spouting bullshit faster than humans can debunk it? Well, brace for impact because here comes machine-generated bullshit! Wooooeee’refucked! 🥳

“It’s not my code” “It is now!”

I kinda wanna upvote this but it’s horrible so I’m posting this instead 😅

<.< When I was a teenager (maybe early teens? Idunno, I’m not super old 😅 🧓 ) that’s just how we made websites 😹

Thanks, though something keeps keeping me from Factor 🤔 Maybe I’ll have to just try it some time, if I get a chance. CodeWars katas should be a good option for that. Hopefully they’re not all those horrid mathsy ones like Forth has! v.v

Stack-based funs! Forth, min, Cat, something like that :3

Which isn’t to say that I think they should necessarily take over for C or Kotlin or Lua or anything at all, just I think they’re kinda neat and like to see more neat things around. Also please someone Forthify some CodeWars katas or otherwise bring us Forth enjoyers some fresh ones 😅

Why?

I don’t hate you, I just hate your one-indexed table-shaped horror language ;P

But actually would anyone really hate someone for liking Lua? I hope not. That’s weird, even as someone who finds the language kinda obnoxious. Maybe I’m reading too much into the “hate” part and it wasn’t meant so severely 😅

I just had to uproot and move several states away with my life in a luggage and a backpack <.< No fitting the monitors in there :(

Still got my glowy keebs though ;P