They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

Pew pew pew

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Too much work. Mine away!

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“IT guys”? Chrome has a 66% market share globally.

SFF?

It’s called “dark process” and is utilized by so many companies these days.

I use Keepass. Free, secure, great.

Only 58 more years to launch.

LAPD is recommending cutting back shrubbery and coordinating with neighbors for extended leave… As a Los Angeles native, neither of these things happen. After all, high walls make for good neighbors.

If only other non-podunk countries would follow suit.

You don’t know. Full stop.

Play Minecraft.

It’s also really easy to ignore or filter.