I had a job where for whatever reason their codebase that was started in 2010 was mostly assembly
whenever I was upset with them, I would write the most esoteric assembly with zero comments explaining how whatever I was making worked
this is neither an endorsement nor a rebuke of assembly, just my (technically) professional experience with it
What if instead of continuous integration we had continuous Disintegration, where you code while listening to The Cure on repeat