Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

I work for the Atlantic and Pacific Telegraph Company, and I think I talk for everyone when I say: yes, why not

If one single line of code can make you lose $60M, surely you’ll ensure due review processes and independent QA and clear requirements and regular audits and a middle management not only doing KPI monitoring for a failing upper management. Right? Rrrright?

True! I’ve got rid of my monitor a long time ago, who needs one? gshshhshshshhshbsbbs

Everyone on any Linux thread ever: you are a moron, obviously and you’re doing it wrong. Why don’t you install another distro, or better yet: modify and recompile your distro to match your desired experience, the code is open source ffs! What do you need? 4 years of work maybe? Come on.

Yes, but this is the default on many distros, so for once the end user is not to blame