AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTrying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. message-squaremessage-square354fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down1148
arrow-up1895arrow-down1message-squareTrying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square354fedilink
SolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhen was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down121
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squareWhen was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?plus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square85fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 hour agoIt's hard to tell anymore if the internet truly offers nothing of value to me or if I'm just dead inside.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareIt's hard to tell anymore if the internet truly offers nothing of value to me or if I'm just dead inside.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 hour agomessage-square5fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoWe forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down19
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareWe forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilink
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoTablets should be called Megaphonesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down118
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareTablets should be called Megaphonesplus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square7fedilink
mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoIf gravity is a particle... How come it can escape a black hole? 🤔plus-squareinterestingengineering.comexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down125
arrow-up127arrow-down1external-linkIf gravity is a particle... How come it can escape a black hole? 🤔plus-squareinterestingengineering.commynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIs JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down113
arrow-up1290arrow-down1message-squareIs JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square26fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 3 days agoDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territorymessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down14
arrow-up1102arrow-down1message-squareDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territoryathairmor@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-22 days agoAlthough incorrect, I believe I have better etymologies for the words "shooting the shit" and "horseshit" or "bullshit," rooted in the old west.plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down124
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1imageAlthough incorrect, I believe I have better etymologies for the words "shooting the shit" and "horseshit" or "bullshit," rooted in the old west.plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-22 days agomessage-square3fedilink
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 6 days agoVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1421arrow-down111
arrow-up1410arrow-down1message-squareVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square26fedilink
VerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down15
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Boozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down115
arrow-up1243arrow-down1message-squareI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square63fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agoNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down14
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agomessage-square14fedilink
dch82@lemmy.zip · 8 days agoThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananamessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down125
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananadch82@lemmy.zip · 8 days agomessage-square17fedilink
paraphrand@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days ago"Shut Down" is redundant.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down119
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Shut Down" is redundant.plus-squareparaphrand@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square21fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 8 days agoWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down117
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?Kintarian@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square12fedilink
CelloMike@startrek.website · 10 days agoIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down114
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squareCelloMike@startrek.website · 10 days agomessage-square32fedilink
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 days agoAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down17
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squareInterstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 days agomessage-square12fedilink
JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee · 11 days agoLLM's are just as revolutionary as Automated Assembly Lines were.message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down149
arrow-up1-37arrow-down1message-squareLLM's are just as revolutionary as Automated Assembly Lines were.JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee · 11 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 11 days agoThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.message-squaremessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down117
arrow-up1494arrow-down1message-squareThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.Kintarian@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square130fedilink