Alanis Morrisette plays

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”

A human male will stick their dick into anything.

I’ve been told I’m pretty good with my mouth.

Not everything needs to be bleeding edge. We still use forks and spoons cuz they just work.

I use my hands, even better than forks and spoons.

It’s porn. In fact, it’s porn all the way down.

This is why we need the SCP Foundation.

I’m starting to think our entire economy is built upon ads.

Edit: Word missing

They are all the biggest snowflakes. The slightest criticism breaks their fragile egos. Billionaires really require a safe space.

The Adeptus Mechanicus welcomes all.

I hereby propose the we take a random techbro or wanna techbro or other techno shit and sacrifice to them to our new Machine God.

The yearly sacrifice is a honor as the chosen one will have their conscious merge with the Machine God.*

This will allow us to propel our understanding of technology to new levels. For the Machine God will be pleased.

*=Results not guaranteed. There a risk of not merging conscious with the Machine God.

Does that mean Musk is a snowflake?

Who needs friends when you can play with LLMs!

If corporations are not squeezing every little bit of profit. Then the corporation is losing st making money.

90% of technology companies quit before making a hit VR product. We should encourage Meta to spend more.

I thought, it was only “woke” companies went broke. Are we now saying “Go fash, no cash”?