Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down119
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squaresederx@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up127·10 months agoBecause you are not good at it
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoAt least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up30·10 months agoEmail the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-210 months agoHello CIA, How’s it going?
minus-squarepm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months ago5 month old account lmao
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago… We’ve rescinded our be in touch.
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoHey, you’re not CIA - you’re the bald guy from the XCOM council!
minus-squareBoofStroke@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoIf you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place… I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.
Because you are not good at it
At least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
Email the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.
Hello CIA,
How’s it going?
Doing alright, how you doing?
5 month old account lmao
We will be in touch.
I think I just shit myself.
… We’ve rescinded our be in touch.
Hey, you’re not CIA - you’re the bald guy from the XCOM council!
If you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place…
I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.