The Assman

Neither can the future martian colonists

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Shrimps is bugs

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

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We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

They let criminals out of jail and send them to the meat grinder

I don’t see how this is any different than a strawman political cartoon. It’s a misleading image created to ratchet up people’s emotions. Like it’s bad, but is it a new kind of bad? I’m not so sure.

You could have a promising career in finance

+1

Worked for me multiple times

We can rewind though right?

Imagine you get divorced

“Oh hey Janet”

“It’s Robert now”

Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them

I would say guacamole

The Defunct Ones

Another day I’m thankful I don’t work for a company that uses microshit anymore

What kind of weirdo says chick-uhn?

I wish