Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

Boom. #nailedit

I mean, aren’t we using mostly Latin letters and sounds to spell non-Latin words?

There’s a phonetic English alphabet out there. Some Scottish poet commissioned it years ago.

It is named after him. But I am an uncultured swine and can’t remember who it is at the moment.