They sure did!

https://www.techspot.com/news/102765-who-prabhakar-raghavan-why-accused-killing-google-search.html

This just in: scientists disprove validity of thought experiment; philosophers remain concerned that they’ve missed the point.

Travelers were definitely securely on the ground. Upset, but secure.

Anti-consumer corporations right now:

I got my pet meds handed to me in a paper bag and somehow managed to give myself a paper cut getting the cat into the car while holding this bag. It was the first paper cut I’ve had in years, and my reaction was “I wonder if this is still recyclable.” Still better than plastic bags, I suppose.

Absolutely.

Sidenote: I keep seeing “xitter” being used, is it safe to assume it’s pronounced “shitter”?

That’s the Jack Welch playbook!