Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

But then,

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

Does anything NOT raise gas prices?

✋ this guy knows how to point!

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As another without pets (I don’t think children count, at least not in my country) you should also feel bad while you’re deleting your account.

Ohh, I call dibs!