I’m already there.

I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?

Earth gains 5200 tons each year from dust from space making it to the ground.

It seems like a lot but the Planet weights 65,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

When was the meeting where we decided not to say “I’m post office” because I use that phrase daily?

Sometimes. My work is pretty variable. Some days I have to search for things to do. Others I have lots with short due dates. On busy days I eat at my desk. On really busy days I don’t eat. It evens out in the end because I can leave early on slow days to make up the time.

Soft serve ice cream machine?

Take it easy.

I wonder if there is a way to either store treats in the living room or if someone could be persuaded to bring treats in when desired?

Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.

Just remember that RAID therapists aren’t a backup solution. You should use the 3-2-1 therapy solution for that. You should see at least three different therapists from at least two different specialties and at least one should be located at least one town over to provide off-site therapy. Maybe consider telehealth for cloud therapy?