On the minus side we are cannon fodder but on the plus side the blue alien girls are hot.

For a monthly retainer of only 100 millionions I will review and certify each review.

I am willing to step forward to solve this problem. Meesa propose unlimited emergency powers. Store all DNA in buckets, shrink wrapped to perfection. Most kind.

“We should join them. It would be wise, Gandalf. There is hope that way.”

Marketing has a bright idea and says lets put AI in pagers.

well, ok then.

Interesting pattern emerging, the IT time of the admins is pretty damn priceless, (thank you admins!) but when an instance gets up to scale a lot of them can end up with a hard cost of 10 cents per user per month.

The last stat I remember from Facebook was revenue per user per year was around 4 dollars. At 31b revenue and 2.7b monthly users, Youtubes average profit per user is about $10 per user per year. 100 million people pay for YT premium now.

So if every user paid $1 per month, it might not pay all the costs but the admins could get paid something and the fediverse could scale. The bigger you get though, you get economies of scale from future Fediverse data centers, but also you need really good programmers because its a huge temptation for hackers and propagandists.

I also want to say its a labor of love and a lot of work for mods too who may be non technical but the work and time they put in is important.

The Fediverse is both everywhere and nowhere. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

I like it because we are all snowflakes together

I just dmed you 20 Copybaras. Their will is senior to ours and they will not be denied.

Now I know who is behind it all

+1 for correct market timing. -2 for annoying vegans. +1 for supporting the mobile infantry.

The only fair way to handle this is for all admins to immediately turn over all passwords to the Crumbgrabber, who will act as an interface between the government and private sector interests in determining the value of each Lemmy user, and whether they are a fit candidate for the mobile infantry. Remember- only service guarantees citizenship.

DINOSPERMIA

Combine this with the worlds deepest goldmine and we have a winner.

“Remember Red, content is a good thing, and no good thing ever dies” -The “Shawshank” dude

1 click installs.

That’s one reason I love that there is no “karma” score on Lemmee. There’s less incentive to recycle old memes, shill for upvotes, etc. But yeah for propaganda purposes, it can totally be done, probably is being done right now.

Making a herculean effort to get this post back up to 0. Creating more accounts now.