This is hilarious, thanks for sharing!

I remember trying to do this when this first became law. Bell told me no anyways.

Windows Update is 100% malware by definition. Remember when Windows 7 had a free upgrade to Windows 10? It would force itself into the update queue with regular updates regardless of the user’s permission, and even after x days after the user explicitly said they didn’t want Windows 10. I worked in a computer repair shop in that time. The Windows 10 upgrade that people didn’t want or agree to often failed, breaking the machine. Sometimes we could recover the installation. Sometimes the OS had to be reinstalled. It was intentionally pushing software in deceiving ways to unconsenting users that broke their machine.

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This is what I was going to recommend. Worse case scenario the internet gets shut off and he has to email somebody and say he won’t do it again. Most likely that nobody will notice or care.

Ah, I must’ve clicked on a premium theme on the way in.

It’s modern alright, complete with an “AI tools sidebar” and a “please login” popup that takes up half the screen.

That’s high. I didn’t know they went that far up.

Have you gone 13.6 km up there to verify it’s not there?

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… I kinda want to sit outside and read now. How many hours left in the work day?

Last time I booted up Win 10 to game I got a full screen ad for Windows 11. When hitting the button to exit, the button disappeared and the whole machine froze and eventually crashed. (Although that crash might have been somewhat hardware related)

The best is when you pick them up and move their bodies around but their little heads stay in the same spot

7 years ago. It’s been a very welcome change here.

Hopefully some of my pee from the septic tank makes it over to my well then.

It would cost around $0.0025 to pump enough water for a shower. It’s not free but it’s a negligible cost.

My water comes from a hole in the backyard and it’s free.

Funnily enough the bottom of the barrel budget phones usually have an FM tuner. My 2021 Motorola has one.

As long as JavaScript is being used, TypeScript will be used. It makes writing JavaScript tolerable.

I do the opposite, I forget I can just create a file with nano. I run touch then open it with nano after to edit.