I had a guy whose pitch was “Ok, you’re the president.”

That was the game idea. The whole thing.

“Ok, I did the overall plot. Who’s doing the dialogue?”

It is best to approach all idioms literally

There’s a reason you couldn’t actually talk about the ARPU, and that’s because an American user is worth literally 7x more than a Chinese user on average. Which is why TikTok had a revenue of 16.1b in 2023, with a growing user base, and ByteDance’s total revenue was 40.8b.

Bullshit, they’re bluffing at best.

Average revenue per user is a pretty common industry benchmark, and the US absolutely slaughters the rest of the world. We’re the fat, dumb, brainwashed cows the advertisers can’t get enough of.

Is that really justified, or an example of selection bias?

Does it matter to a shareholder?

If this wasn’t 4/20 posting this really needs an expansion to the thought

The healthcare system isn’t even close to failing. If the country has a problem, it’s that we can keep boomers alive for too long.

You don’t?

If you don’t think some Lemmy instances are being run from Fort Meade and Quantico, you’re not paranoid enough.

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As long as we all agree you don’t actually care about rule violations, you’re just mad they think differently than you.

Me: How’s that AI search algorithm going, Google?

Google: “Did you mean ‘Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds Dune?’”

How dare you accuse salary.com of lying to me?!?!?

One might note they also have the highest average income

Stop me, cryptofash disgracing the name of a perfectly good conspiracy theorist.

Whatever you say, dogwhistle boy.

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Someday the rest of the eighties babies are going to have to sit down with the 88s and have a talk about giving bad faith actors camouflage.

It’s now. Don’t put birthdates in your username in the first place, we’re millennials dammit we actually learned this in school.

Including Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

I’d say God isn’t that cruel, but