https://xkcd.com/2650/

https://xkcd.com/2907/

How the hell is 717 not a prime number? Who fucked that up? I vote we just change that

Proceeds to spend 3 hours bug fixing until you realize that you spelled list as lsit

Definitely some cool ideas there but how do you deal with the long term effect of the map becoming too big?

The bigger the map the more the defs would need to stretch their resources to adding cool stuff.

Also, at some point, the inner hexes will be essential all complete cleared and new players will have to wander for a while as soon as they level up a bit.

Unlocking a new hex would be fun at the beginning but how fun will it be after 100+ have been unlocked and any more just will inevitably just feel same-y because even the best defs will eventually run out of ideas

There are probably a ton of incredible banger games out there that don’t exist because the person who thought of it just doesn’t know how to code

I’m not talking about trial and error, I’m talking about throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.

There might be good ideas out there that no one could think of until they accidentally get invented

To be fair, we only know where Bluetooth is useful because we put it in a lot of places where it wasn’t useful

Pokemon is stored in the pokeballs

I always thought 9 to 5 was the actual standard american working time. I also thought it was weirdly late.

So at what time do Americans actually work?

Ants were doing war and slavery loooong before humans even came around

The Boltzmann brain theory gives the idea that it’s more likely for a brain to spawn, complete with memories, in the middle of space than it is for science to have developed (and continue developing) the way it did.

But what if that brain’s knowledge of the universe is wrong? What if matter, should it even exist, is not made from atoms and that brain just thinks that?

The existence of “amused” implies the existence of “bimused”, “homomused”, “panmused” and possibly even more

You probably clean your bathroom far more often than your other rooms. And while you are able to remove 99.9% of the dust, the remaining 0.1% are exactly those dust particles that, through one way or another, evaded your detection.

And it is those particles that go on and reproduce, making the next generation of dust more resilient against their environment and it’s predators (that being you).

This goes on and on, eventually resulting in the powerfull bathroom dust you are encountering.

Of course, this is complete and utter BS and not how anything works but it was a nice read, wasn’t it?

Yeah, english doesn’t make a whole lot of sense

Oh, is that what Linux stands for. But then what does Linux stand for?

Peanuts and chickpeas are both legumes, just like beans. Therefor I propose that PB&Js amd hummus on bread should all be classified under “Beans on Toast”

If you have nuclear or coal powerd electricity you’d be using boiling water to boil your water

That’s probably the least offensive thing anyone has ever said following the words “I feel like the Jewishness cancels out…”