Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.

They’d sue you for playing their games on their hardware if they could

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This is coward talk. Healers should be given silver bullets for their guns with badass names like “Spectre Covenant” and huge medieval maces.

there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.

I have better taste in music now than when I was a kid. Stagnation is death

now im thirsty for some good tea

ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

lol

New law, everyone must be nice to me :(

best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.

Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

Oh cool. Where’re the country communities to conspire?

I was never down with gum to start. Chewing something until its flavorless and then spitting it out is just a strict downgrade from snacking.

From what i’ve heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

Wah-fern. Like wario or waluigi