I woke up this morning thinking that maybe aliens know of us and even pass through sometimes, but they don’t stop and say hello for ethical reasons.
Like maybe there is a prime directive they follow. Or perhaps they are cautious about germs; they could carry shit that could destroy us or vice versa without intending to so contact is always limited to simply observing.
Or maybe they just don’t think we’re interesting enough.
Our group includes the Teenage Mutant Turtles, so you’re not entirely wrong.
Cowabunga, dude!