what happens when they don’t deliver?

It will be the fault of The Other. The Other is evil. The Other is ruthless. The Other is mixing drag queen and trans DNA in your child’s classroom using your fine silver and selling it to power the space lasers. Lies are the gift that keeps on giving.

Hard to avoid the local cable monopoly for internet.

Doubtful. Dude ain’t got no ups.

Where do pieces end and particles begin?

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I have two Vizio panels, a 2017 and a 2023. Neither are connected to my network. The 2017 got a couple of firmware updates via wired connection in the first year but I nixed that after an update nearly bricked it. The 2023 will turn itself back on for a few seconds occasionally (just the electronics, not the panel)… possibly looking for an open network but I have no way to verify. Neither complain about a lack of connection unless I accidentally select their streaming input.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SPECIES?!

Yes.

…this would trigger a friend of mine so badly (fungi enthusiast and Pluto stan). I want to send it, but at the same time… I’m not sure I’d hear the end of it.

Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn’t just a single dropped packet

Sociopathy, mostly.

Please read this next line as if it had alternating/random caps:

“But capitalism improves efficiency!”

“What’s your password?”

“The letter A.”

I was thinking “carbonite” myself.

Mildly spicy paste?

Which is why you’ve chosen to be a kbinite.

I’m not falling for that one again, Mr. Disney Documentarian.

I take it that frog hadn’t been de-boned.