Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

Italians making Westerns in the 60s: “Alla come viene, viene.”

never has success using my phone in the shower

Me, reading Lemmy replies to my comments and realising that this isn’t what the engineers intended when they gave an IP rating to my phone:

Yeah, but humans are not very effective at organising humans to act in their best interests in a coordinated and logical manner. I feel that this will be even more of a challenge post-collapse. Some bunkers may get caulked. Most will get left alone.

zero other providers in my area.

Your current ISP:

Seems like they are mostly trying to pawn off their issues onto unpaid volunteers instead of doing any actual development.

“New Teams” has been so painful for me, but if I understand correctly that is because my work is still on Windows 10. The Windows 11 version works better than the React version?

Meh, lots of Dino gaming, not a lot of computer tinkering as I recollect.

The thingmabob that does the job is bippity-boppity-boo.

The iMac was the herald of the end.

the Morlocks have entered the chat

Unless it suddenly isn’t boring.

Another jet zooms right beneath/above you.

Pilot banks to avoid birds and hit a few.

Suddenly the feed turns off and pilots come on the PA and ask folks to buckle up.

He can love his knees without thinking they are pretty, and without feeling shame for them or concern for what others feel about them.

“Can” of course meaning “conceivably possible” (“one can be both rich and unhappy”) and not “easily accomplished” (“one can blink, usually”)

Your body, your choice. If you really don’t like hair you could shave it. I hope you can learn to love your knees, you’ve got 'em for the rest of your life.

Into me, baby

And I come into you

In a boys dream

In a boys dream

Such Great Heights has entered the chat