“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

• VanceGPT

This would be a good question for What If (xkcd).

wHaTaBoUt!?¹?

Also, it’s a lot easier for most people to boycott American meat than it is to boycott Chinese batteries.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

This is an article about a tech disaster. “Tech disaster” is literally in the title.

Tech is an abbreviation for “technology.”

Vichy Twitter

I’m stealing this! It’s way too good!

Non-clinical narcissism is asexuality, and Elon isn’t asexual.

Why do people always say weird shit like this when they’re defending Republicans?

The ban lasted 2 hours and 45 minutes.

You mean during the time that they were holding their fundraising event?

74,223,975 as of 2020.

“We believe it was used for ceremonial purposes…”

I find this whole conversation whelming.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché