Orbituary

Lose. “Loose” is for morals and what Monty Burns does to the hounds with bees in their mouth.

Most don’t subscribe to either. It’s the fediverse.

Cool.

Post it across as many parallel subs on the fediverse as possible. Nobody will notice. It’s not like they’re connected or will stack them together based on when you post them or anything.

I’d say the same for Tiktok users. But that’s the popular platform, so it’s unpopular to criticize it.

Downvoting for the use of an uncommon word.

I see this so often now, I can’t tell if people are honestly that dense or they’re intentionally pretending to be. In the spirit of Fry and Andy Dwyer, I’m not sure I want to know the answer.

Especially if the claim that it’s undetectable by humans.

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What other output do you propose?

See my comment in a parallel conversation to this.

Quite a lot, actually. This is really a summation and not comprehensive.

• Evaluate an environment after incident:
• • looking for IOCs, determine spread
• • Determine backup status and restore if possible
• • Return environment to healthy state (AD restore, replication, networking, etc.,)
• • Lockdown of security holes
• • Advise on best practices going forward
• Decrypt environment if client pays ransom

etc., etc.

Depending on the complexity of the environment, this can take a lot of time and effort: much bigger than most internal teams are capable of doing. A client I had in Feb-Mar lasted a total of 3200 hours of work between 12 people on my team across 34 locations to unfuck the situation.

I work in the anti-crypto scam industry. I applaud their efforts. Ethical fuckery.

Thanks. I only just noticed myself.

I know this is an old post, but fuck me running, Alexandrite is rad. Thank you!

If so, I misunderstood this and thought it was for Threads and I stand corrected.

Even if he was, why would this excite you? Whenever something goes mainstream, enshitification begins.

Why?

I hate this time line so much.

Your mom.

Funny. I put 0/0 first then reconsidered, but I don’t know why.