Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.

Take it up with Ada.

Mic drop.

Scientology is the one true religion and anyone who hasn’t made it to at least Operating Thetan V gets set to an eternity long timeshare presentation.

It’s the internet, you’re not supposed to agree.

You’re supposed to call me a dumbass and explain in detail why.

I think the dementia diagnosis lead to his suicide but I think his life-long struggles with depression made him relatable enough to be a comedian that could become successful and not lose that relatability, unlike some one like Jerry Seinfeld.

He was pretty open about struggling with depression for most of his life.

Like Robin Williams!

They all used to be alive too.

That’s why I’m voting for Rachele Fruit!

I’d like it if George Clooney put his butthole in my face while I was watching TV.

And love.

Like that movie where Joaquin Phoenix gives Scarlett Johansson a STI.

I’d welcome it.

I could probably teach it a thing or two.

I’m deeply offended.

SkyNet.

I agree.

I’m pretty forgetful so I sometimes forget to flush and I’ll walk into the bathroom and find my wife taking my shit and putting it in her ass so she feels closer to me.

Hottest shit ever.

I’m assuming you mean $1000 USD because I feel people from any other country wouldn’t assume that everyone would know.

I think he’s thinking he’s battling dis/misinformation and I think UM gets off on creating drama so they’re feeding off each other.

That seems to be a beef between them and poopernickle that’s spilling into different Lemmy communities.