I think it’s really pretty color inverted! Luckily, I’m not having trouble reading it, either- my eyes thank you.

I choose to believe no one is this particularly misinformed.

It’s really funny bait, though

I dunno, but it’d be funny

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

…because we can go to space, maybe? Maybe something matrix-related? I feel like you omitted the second half of your post, friend