“All we’re missing is the single hardest piece, which we have been failing to make work in cars for years”

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

Given that Alex Jones has “interviewed” ChatGPT on air twice now, I’m going to say no.

Who the hell makes a type-c port that only runs at 2.0 speeds?

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

Serially

But where will you get a bucket of lava?

Everyone knows that Big Data just means lots of 1-bit adders

You could do this already with Google Translate and a TTS, and it will be just as bad.

Fired? I hope they get class-actioned out of existence as a warning to anyone who skimps on QA

Musk did prove he doesn’t know what a train is

Has it asked for any soap operas yet?

Chief O’Brien does not approve

More and better renewable energy is great. The problem is that we’re not getting rid of the other stuff

Being owned by a wacko is conspicuously absent from the list

No, it’s a serially transmitted disease

I recommend not using Lemmy while showering, it’s bad for your energy bill. Also electronics.

Journey before pancakes, gancho