Tedesche

Someone did an analysis of what would happen if Superman actually punched you at full strength, and it turns out his fist would never connect with you, because you’d be vaporized by the wave of nuclear explosions erupting from his knuckles as they caused air molecules to fuse in nanoseconds.

Is that supposed to make me want it less?

It goes a lot farther than that, actually. If you have the technology to assemble a person on a molecular level like that, you can basically prevent that person from dying. Captain got killed by an alien on an away mission? Just print another copy of them from their scan from just before they left.

I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I’m keeping it.

What are we supposed to call it? Tackleball? Pussy Rugby? TBI Plz?