https://xkcd.com/37/

How many cows do they own in East Texas?

My boss didn’t need Recall to do that to me a decade ago. He called me out for going offline in our messenger app for an hour after lunch while I was helping another tech sort an emergency for a client from their machine.

I told him that’s fine, I’ll just let everyone know that I won’t be assisting and will show them that email every time anyone asks. He backed off, but not everyone is going to get that lucky to have a complete moron who is going to put dumb shit threats in writing without running it by anyone in legal, HR, or their own boss.

I think that’s why they’re big mad at Harris. They don’t have time to spin up a worthless investigation about her and Walz.

I forgot about him! I remember his Feel Good Inc nearly a decade ago then I just never heard about him again.

Thank you for reminding me.

It’s hard out here. They get drug tests because of the nature of their jobs. Weed just isn’t for me. I wish it was because the calorie count is so much lower.

Usually is! Except the time my lead guitar player/singer got too drunk before we went on and pissed himself then passed out halfway through the set.

I’m a Texas Drunk. He’s almost THE Texas Drunk. Except that trophy belongs to a friend that doesn’t live here anymore who I’ve personally watched kill half a handle of whisky and be functional enough to get a ride home.

Heavy rock music, mostly pop covers that we converted but we had to play my friend’s original about fucking his ex girlfriend’s sister about halfway through and a blues/rockabilly song another friend wrote about only missing a woman when he’s drunk to close out.

Now I’m watching a hard rock band cover a bunch of shit from the 50s. This is pretty cool.

Appreciate it. I did a 45 minute set tonight and now I’m getting drunk. The bad shit is all melting away!

I worked for a company where that happened a decade and change ago. It was a total shit show. I was lucky and got out.

Yeah, I know, but I’m hung over and having a bad day. Those people bring nothing to society and in most cases actively harm their employees and customers before gutting businesses, taking the money, and starting over on the next business.

Fuck them, fuck their mom, fuck their dog, fuck the horse they rode in on, fuck their grocer, and fuck them again just for good measure.

The people running private equity companies should just be shot

Who the fuck wants to look at him in the light?

I can always find my senator pretty easily. I just fly to Cancun.

Have you ever heard the story about the grasshopper and the octopus?

All summer long the grasshopper worked to gather food while the octopus played video games. Then winter came and the grasshopper died so the octopus took all of his food. Also he got a racecar.

Yep. I have one registered for professional email. I don’t host anything else.

This is accurate. I mostly know Ampex because of their history with audio recording, but I’m passingly familiar with some of the other things they did.

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Booooooooooo

That’s all. I’m too drunk for a nuanced thought. So just booooooooooo.