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3 months agoIt’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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5·4 months ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I feel represented.
CPEUI-20102: It’s working but still clean up to do.
I’ll never get time to do that “clean up”
G I loves this movie and I totally forgot! This is perfect.
Lol I like the macho man in there
Lol. I want to see a short 15 minute serious horror drama movie about this happening. Having the song playing ironically as all hell breaks loose.
Love GraphQL, but oh man is it being over used at my company. Management sees success with one of our large apis, now all the little niche ones have to be migrated and everyone consuming them must migrate as well.
I like it, but the small 2 endpoint APIs that haven’t changed in years, have small 5 field models and no related entities, has like 1 or 2 teams that consume them DO NOT need it.
9·7 months agoId rather quit than go back to pure JavaScript.
7·1 year agoNice try, Spez! Get outta here! Go on, get!
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.