Ee they grow up fast - I remember when this millenium was only 1/80 complete

Oh no, not again

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Record companies are complete shithouses but they’re not part of some global conspiracy