I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

We have a daywalker amongst us…

“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”

Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?

Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.

I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.

Whatever.

Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S

Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.

That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.

That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!

Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated “Made With …” Stickers.

“Made With Printshop Deluxe!” “Made With Microsoft Works!” “Sent From my Sidekick!”