If you are or ever become a mother, you’ll be smegma

I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

To me, Java feels nice and homely. Like coming home to your family over Christmas. Of course your parents aren’t quite with the times any more and a bit racist, which always makes for a nice discussion with your sister’s Hispanic husband. And there’s always uncle bob, who gets way too drunk and starts hitting on your wife. Your sister usually tries to get you to invest in her latest MLM scheme and the food tastes like seasoned cardboard. But it’s always warm and welcoming. Luckily it’s only for the holidays.

It’s lunatics… the lunatics have taken over the asylum

I’d love to use Linux, but I just don’t have the legs for those socks

Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t know. Thank you for your service.

I don’t get it, why make it personal?

But… orangutans live in the jungle. I thought you wanted to get away from Trump.

That’s why invented stupid shit like powerpoint and now the world is dieing

When is Swift ever a good choice?.. JK :)

I don’t get it

Like how I always say to my friends, “Look at me again and I will fucking murder you and rape your family dog”… it’s just in good fun.

This makes want to become a tester. It scratches my evil itch just the way I like it.

I’ve been a trucker for many years. Not the fastest vehicle, but still relatively fast and a lot more hours on the road than the average person. I’m pretty sure that time rather shortened my life than extended it. All the sitting and the fastfood are not good for your general wellbeing. Also the fact that I grew to hate the job, was very detrimental.

I hate these unrealistic beauty standards

And you won’t be able to retire in 20 years, or 30, maybe 40, if you’re lucky

It’s funny you think millenials can afford to retire at 60

I’ll buy a couple top tier gpu’s from a failed startup on ebay to run my own ai at home.

I think that’s not quite right, but it’s certainly an interesting take.

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