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Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I’ll just wait for George to finish

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

We can control the weather! It might just involve guillotining anyone who won’t stop using a private plane.

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

$ GPT how do we solve climate change?

GPT: command not found

$ cd /home/chatgpt

cd: command not found

I’m out until one of these can assist with my crank

Yeah you can even make your own stickers for free

Yet again I’m not saying this isn’t bad, I guess I’m just surprised people are just catching on to this shit. Look into meshnets. Get a DV handycam. Keep it secret keep it safe. Practice good op sec. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

NSA: AM I A JOKE TO YOU??

OK explain then. The AI flags you as a criminal and the cops give you a ticket for looking like a crim? The burden of proof is on the state. Now they have more 2x more shit to investigate which means more cop hours. Idk like I also hate the privacy aspect it this but it seems like a boondoggle that will also waste lots of taxpayer money and it would be good to attack it from two rhetorical angles.

No, also probably when the AI pattern matches your behavior to a criminal’s behavior because you live in the same neighborhood.

Again I’m not saying this isn’t bad, I’m saying Texas has no idea what they bought or how to use it. The only practical way to use it is the way the feds do, and if they try the AI shit it will likely fuck them legally speaking at the federal level OR orange Julius wins and the NSA starts just giving this shit to Texas, so this will all be moot.

I think they got grifted out of $5 mil by AI hucksters.

I guess? I mean the feds were already doing this to the capital insurrectionists, but yeah it does suck that Texas is now doing it too. I suggest everyone who’s getting pissed at me reevaluate their threat models instead and maybe go get a DV handycam from goodwill

Sorry if there was confusion. My main point: leave your narc device at home when doing crimes. Have a good day!

It can be a waste of money and an invasion of privacy rights. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Alt title: Texas to spend $5 mil on software that is easily defeated by not bringing your cell phone to a riot.