The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.
It doesn’t even suck that bad. Last time I had to unlock mine, I saw that the previous unlocking had been two years earlier. Each time I have to do it, I set an end date and it automatically relocks. Whole process takes maybe 10 minutes for the big 3 credit bureaus.
Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.