“Or sooner. Much sooner.”

-Leonardo DiCaprio

You’ve never dropped an impressively large deuce before, looked at it and gone “wow, all that was inside me?”

I gotchu fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkWyERtio5o

So what’s your preferred alternative?

Alternative universe: In order to pay back Microsoft for saving them from bankruptcy, Apple buys up ad space on Windows BSODs.

Technically it was last Saturday, but that’s within the last 7 days, so it’s a week, just not the current calendar or business week.

He looks like he’s ready to start working on a manifesto, just gotta let the hair grow out more to match the beard

Wonder if that’s browser specific or version specific, because that’s not how I’m seeing it in Chrome on Windows 10

Illinoare

Or perhaps if you cleaned that up, Illinoir