Poop butt can’t help themselves, shit ass can but chooses not to

“The only alien I accept is Jesus Christ.”

cocks shotgun

“Now it’s time for you to phone home.”

History channel has Forged in Fire where, for about 30 seconds per episode, they give a quick lesson about the historic weapon the contestants will make.

But yeah, TV is bullshit. Fuck commercials.

Imagine your favourite food. Ok, now make it disgusting.

Finally, a sports I would watch

They would get invaded for their oil

We need to get people back into talking about politics that don’t involve Trump or Biden

We need to stop assuming everyone on the internet is from USA

That sounds a lot like twitter