Do you want an AI Tamagotchi?

I heard this in Jack McBrayer‘s voice

Centaurs are Klingons. Got it.

The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture “This is a pipe”, I’d have been lying!

— René Magritte

Thanks, Ken

You lack imagination

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Lmao, go on…

(Although, I’m pretty sure Woz would be very amused by this)

If you keep clicking long enough, you’ll cum. I promise.

Please donate to my PayPal tip link…

I really wish this were true. And if it is, please, please, please provide even the tiniest shred of proof.

Bonus points if it made Steve Jobs angry.

Edit: if this is not true at all, at least write some fun fanfic about it. Who wouldn’t enjoy an episode of Golden Girls: a Day at Apple, 1996?

Edit 2: Gil Amelio— he wouldn’t like that.

Then you should know: You just gotta click through to see the dick.

Embarrassed after the WNBA had a killer season

Isn’t that just the NBA? And what are those guys doing in business meetings?

Because of smartphones, they ARE a thing!

Someone took Lord of the Flies a bit too literally

This sounds good for Mastodon. Weird that it was necessary.

Poetic

A “portable identity” or account that one could use between federated services would be pretty spiffy.

thank you for flooding my memory with a bunch of silly 90s car commercials