Mayor Poopington

Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

This is bizarre to me. There’s plenty of actual pictures of hurrican devastation.

Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

Considering I will probably never get to own a house, cardboard cuts will always be a thing.

What’s the game?

But this shady shell company with Israeli ties is offering me a really good deal!

What I’m gathering, it’s just the my selfie tool right? I’ve never bothered to set that up anyways

That’s my secret, I’m always horny