Neither does “sexy”.

You mean the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

Decepticons probably wouldn’t be any more permissive, though.

The second-best time for concern is now.

Searching is fun again.

What? When was searching ever “fun”? And when was that even a desirable state? Statements like this contribute to the propensity to dismiss kagi fans as shills.

To add to your point regarding additional functions inherent in smartphones: pagers do one thing. They’re relatively simple devices. Simplicity means that there are fewer things that can cause the device to function incorrectly or fail to function altogether. In hospital communications use-cases, this is a huge benefit.

Additionally, pagers are relatively inexpensive. Therefore, it’s much more effective to have multiple spares available for distribution compared to smartphones. If a pager is inoperable, it can quickly be swapped out with a backup while the original is repaired or replaced. Smartphones do not carry that benefit.

No… porque no los dos

¿PNLD?

No shit…

A pop-tart

Any system capable of countering a determined attempt to spread misinformation would by design attach penalties to such lies, and those penalties would be enforced on the liars. What successful fix could even be proposed that withholds blame?

Yup, I’m almost certain it’s an IBM 5160 series, maybe even a 5162.