I come to the comments for someone to summarise the article for me.

The letter is not here yet you liar

I don’t see how paying him so much is actually increasing dividends though.

Pay him half as much or find someone else who will do it for half as much

I’ve been a victim of this. It’s true.

It’s a shame there is no plan to make consumer grade glass storage.

He needs all the welding power he can get to keep the Tesla’s held together

Meanwhile he is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire

I think the purchase was more about welding power than any financial gain

Hostile much

Only in a vacuum, in water it travels much more slowly. That’s why you can float on water.

Ahh, so wound them just enough is the optimal amount of mangling

Perhaps this is the year of the Linux desktop?

Working from home is incompatible with his management style

Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool

I remember when banners weren’t tasteful and the internet was the wild west

Ironically I’m enjoying it for the first time ever at the moment.

We were going away on holidays and would have patchy internet and I needed to make sure my iPad addicted kids has plenty of content for the the road. I decided I was too old and too busy to spend hours stealing YouTube content with shitty apps and just bit the bullet, got a VPN and signed up for a family plan of YouTube plus through Nepal for like $4 / month.

And now without ads and the bullshit I have for the first time found creators that I like, and I put on videos throughout the day. Also because it comes with music I actually use my google speaker for more than just alarms and timers because I refuse to buy Spotify.

The $4 is actually good value. I’m as surprised as the next person.

Hence how Melania came to be a Citizen

You don’t have to be a person to have the rights of a person. That’s what a corporation is.

I smashed that upvote button so hard. Whip that llamas ass

Have you considered making your deck building game an mmorpg?

Meta af