Now my safe space is filled with cum

Who let them have professions?

Optician? I’ve never heard “eye doctor” here in the UK

Shower thought:

Hawaiian pizza with chocolate sauce and ketchup is the best pizza

But these bread buns are hot and need glazing

You’re right, my reply (to a comment) kept failing (looks like all of them posted, but wefwef told me they failed, so I spammed a similar comment multiple times, and it looks like one of them replied to the OP)

Very odd stuff

Maybe we have different ideas of “works”

We might have different ideas of “works” my friend

We might have different ideas of “works” my friend