The emoji was standing in for the “A” for “ackshully”

Conscience and consciousness are not the same thing

I’ve already posted this elsewhere but

Despite only having lived there for a couple of years, I’m fond of the Pittsburghese yinz.

Being a yank scumbag, I clearly don’t help your argument but

Chili with hamburger without beans is something to put on a hot dog or bun. Not a meal, it’s like hamburger helper nonsense.

is how I’ve always seen it.

Goddamn, some o’ y’inz need fiber.