Sagrotan

They’ll pay for it. When the tech companies decide, it’s a thing to make money off & advertise it, all the good ants will buy, buy, buy and the rest of the time they will work, work, work for it.

I propose: Leroy, the möön

That’s why all police stations clean up their pinboards regularly. They’re afraid of Keyser Söze (what actually sounds like “Kaiser Sauce”, emperor’s sauce, I bet it came to Christopher McQuarrie eating chinese in Germany)

7. My back

That’s funny, that’s exactly the method I stored my cdRoms back in the day.

What sick bastard uses toilet paper single layered?

The W is silent

You shall not pass, motherfucker!

I hope that Hanoverian pervert takes inspiration from his namesake Charles I. regarding his method of abdicating.

Many years ago I wrote some puny lines that randomly and repeatedly inserted the word “documentation” as comments into code. I stumbled upon one of those abominations shortly before Christmas, I laughed so hard as I remembered. I couldn’t explain to anybody why, though.

No! You wanna tell me, a giant publicly traded company treats their employees like shit? That is the core of the concept. Sometimes I wonder what would happen, if the majority of the workers for these companies just drop out and start their own little venue, helping each other etc IMO that could be one way to fight back that killer capitalism.

Was there a time when Madonna was attractive? Witnessed her whole career, involuntary, but missed that moment apparently.

Nothing is ultimately safe, life is uncertainty. That doesn’t mean one should not care about privacy, but it’s apparently very difficult to tell people to use human sense and that pink mass between their ears. If I wanna use a wood planer, I should first learn at least the basics. They all want something “that just works”. Newsflash, nothing “just works”, paleolithic people knew that already.

What if you’re having two different sized feet? Asking for a friend.

… who should not forget his Mehrlagensichtfensterklotzbodenbeutel full of his stuff (yes, it’s a real word here, it’s a large bag, mostly filled with cookies at the store)

I actually and honestly could live without any social media. The only thing I read is Lemmy anyway, I never got why I should read Twitter-like stuff, that’s too out of context, like the walls in the school toilet. The rest I just forgot. Something with face… My prediction is that the whole ordeal will die anyways in the next 10 years, but until then many many people will let themselves be milked by the few. But that’s how the world is, I guess. People are still joining organized religion, too, even though it’s a few thousand years since they did something good without ulterior motives. Gotta go now, there’s a swedish chair that’s waiting in my workshop to be created. Bye

I call my local energy provider and simply cancel my contract with immediate effect.

I’ve seen the birth of it in my lifetime, I’ll see the death of it in my lifetime. Way to go, evolution!

Seriously? Religion it’s a mechanism to control the masses. Don’t be one of them, I know, it’s so cozy and easy to project all on that, but sadly you have to think for yourself and take responsibility for your life, alone, no “god” or religion can and will set you free of that and it’s not a bad thing, just think positive of that fact and it’s not that hard anymore. I don’t say : don’t search for spiritual fulfilment, just stay independent in your thinking, don’t let anybody talk you into guilt, there is no hell, you decide, what you do or you don’t do. And animals - please. Nature takes care of itself, far faaaar longer as any one ever invented a “god” to cope with reality. We all die, that doesn’t make life any less precious. Since billions of years, everywhere in the universe. We are living on this insignificant pebble called earth and for thousands of years religion didn’t contribute to peace, less wars or better distribution of wealth, actually it contributed to the opposite, because it’s so simple to exploit for the powerful. Please, from one human being too the next, think for yourself, do good without the feeling you have to because someone or an old book says so, and very much not out of guilt.

Edit: everybody can vote something down or make a joke, how about sacrificing 5 minutes of your day for a little talk to maybe, just maybe, change something?

Make your dream your work. Not easy, but it’s worth it, believe you me. And when it runs at last, people are climbing over each other to get your stuff, it’s oh-so-satisfying. And in today’s world there’s someone for every eccentricity. Make it yours!