Cloud is way worse than server in my experience. Server was only bad because it was usually configured poorly and IT would never give admins to anyone who actually needed it. Cloud is bad because it’s slow as hell and can’t be configured correctly because the ability to configure it correctly has been sitting in “Gathering Interest” on Atlassian’s issue tracker for two years despite thousands of votes and comments.

There’s still Jira Data Center but nobody wants to pay extra for it so instead we have to deal the the garbage that is Cloud.

Thinking quickly, Generative AI constructs a playable version of Doom, using only some string, a squirrel, and a playable version of Doom.

There aren’t any meetings that are part of Agile. The point of Agile is that you’re supposed to let teams self-organize and define their own process through iteration but managers hate that so they issue a top-down mandate to implement the Scrum process without allowing anyone outside of management to change it in any way and call it “Agile”.

It will be funny when all the LLMs start posting it in their responses at least.

A lot of projects don’t use it or forget to update it for multiple versions so you probably aren’t missing much.

I get that you’ve got good intentions, but this reads like an email I would find my spam folder and I can’t imagine it would inspire any reddit mods to move over to Lemmy. The mods who were so dissatisfied with Reddit that they would be willing to migrate with the information in this script have already done so.

There are likely be some who might be willing to migrate if they get personal support from an instance admin or some other tangible offer of assistance, but nobody is going to jump ship just because “Reddit Bad” anymore.

Background dancers are often called a chorus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorus_line

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ensemble_(musical_theatre)

Welcome… to Nightvale

Me: it’s never good to work late

Also me: I know I was supposed to go home an hour ago but I’m so close to fixing this bug

If coders are good AND know the project

Those are some pretty big ifs.

I should write some documentation so I don’t have to remember which memes have already been posted here.