You could just become a fan of Insane Clown Posse

The only thing you need to say is “my ISP uses CGNAT” you can’t host anything or run games for your friends without a way to punch through the CGNAT layer. I mean you could use IPv6 if it weren’t still a joke in the US but here we are.

the Cure isn’t exactly huge anymore but they did it. All it takes is the artist to have respect for their fans.

Our new keyless ignition vehicle wouldn’t fully close the hatch with the doors locked and the keys in the car. It would go down half way and play the “I can’t close” noise.

Yeah what is up with that? It’s nice to know where things are but whatever happened to /usr/local

I thought UEFI had replaced BIOS a number of years ago. Or are we just keeping the name BIOS because everyone knows it?

It’s got some real scientifically based dragons vibes.

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

Comprehended under sysadmin because the attitude is the same just the devices are a bit different.

runs only on MacOS

And

get it into the hands of millions of developers

Seems contradictory

A phone number is not strictly required. They use it for some verifications, like suspicious activity. You can switch the number to whichever account needs it at the time, but only one login can have that phone number.

We just say “pass the what’s-it-here sauce”

Violating the transitive property? Go home JavaScript, you’re drunk.

The Patsy from Monty Python in the PHP section got me

Just because there are a lot of rules doesn’t make something chaotic in this system. The lawful-chaotic axis is a spectrum of how much of a stickler for the rules you are. YAML’s “one whitespace out of place and your whole config is fucked” attitude puts it squarely into lawful territory. JSON by contrast gives no shits about your file structure as long as your curly braces match.

I honestly think that JSON and YAML should be swapped due to YAML’s strict indentation rules whereas you can just pack an entire JSON object on one line.

You need a bagel stabber like this one Just insert bagel and stab, no more worries. Oh and buy real bakery bagels not grocery store ones.

They didn’t have matches in the books prior to Mat traveling with the Illuminator who invented the cannons. She also invented the matches.

The plural of Y’all is “All Y’all”