It took me a while to learn that:

Reverse proxy= your page lives in your basement but only your DNS knows. From outside everyone goes to “my page is cool.com”

VPN= LAN but in WAN…go to Starfucks and you can still get your files from your basement’s NAS

I’m sure they got other meanings, but this frame helped me a bit. Hide your IP!

How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?

My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!

I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.

Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.

AI vagina Fleshlight beds. You just find your sleep inside one and it will do you all night long! Telling you stories of any topic. Massaging you in every possible way. Playing your favorite music. It’s like a living room! Oh I’m sleeping in the living room again. Yeah I’m in the dog house. But that’s why you need an AI vagina Fleshlight bed!

Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.

I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.

How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭

Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.

They probably used Chat-GPT which at the time…

Ok Mr Chat I need to rewrite the Skype code to look more like what we have been doing at Microsoft…

Oh my! It keeps crashing my PC, can you do a little less crash and more icons and shit?

Oh, it crashed my PC once more. How about this time no crash?

Dude, I said no crash! But nice graphics! Can you make the people icons at least 25% of the total screen real estate? And can you also hide the full screen icon into at least half an hour of clicks? Yeah make it real hidden!

Fantastic work on the full screen thing! Could you not make it like anything Microsoft has made before up to the point where it can actually run?

Good job at sending all my information to random strangers! Many points for that! And the icons! Soo big and beautiful! Thanks Chat-GPT! Bill! We’re ready to release!

Screw all you fools. I mean, look at this DNA sequence right here… One allele for myopia, the other for twisted eye sockets and one eye way larger than the other…which one would win? Myopia ofcourse! Nah. You guys are totally screwed. So we give up. Go ahead keep fucking the weirdoes! It’s fine by us!

Oooh! I’m ready for my first crime! Wait, hold on! Do you have a proper tattoo? Here, I’ll carve one for you. You want one for the mugshot? Or more like someone can see it if they try real hard right under the balls?

I know, surprise!

And also every piece of software you use in Linux has to have some form of backing from the community or it dies. That said there have been well supported softwares over the years that are still here with us and support everything you did with them for 20 years or longer. Sometimes you just gotta open an old file with an old version of the software so you can bring it up to date.

I’m just saying that the software is different, does different things, Acts differently and is differently supported than windows. It also does differently. As an example or recent memory…scyncthing, the crazy cool backup thing is now “dead” because nobody gave money to the developer and he got tired of putting up with Google and Android. Scyncthing-fork came from it and who knows if anyone is going to keep using that. I’m migrating to a gui-less tool called rsync. Yeah, stuff can die overnight. But it keeps running for a few years, you just gotta remember to jump ship ⚓🚢. Linux is for those who like the adventure or support the software.

So we loose this guy but not putin or ‘you’re fired’ guy. If there hasn’t been any sign indicating the absence of a god, I don’t know what else you would need.

Meanwhile I’ll keep searching for"did trump choke on a pretzel today?" On my favorite search engine that doesn’t start with G.

Okay, now let’s discuss flat earthers and the price for a moon ticket. We don’t need to include the space suite.

This is not social. It’s antisocial!

Ding ding! You got a flat tire dude! You can tell because I’m showing you this symbol “!”

Oh, wanna know which one? Just go outside and check it out buddy! It would be the one that looks flat.

You get all this great information for just $400 bucks! 100 per each tire monitor.

Dude, my goodness! Can they do worse?

You know what I would really hate? Automatic diagnostics on my dashboard. Nah. Please make those as LED blinks where the mechanic has to supply his own LED, Jerry rigged to the obd connector. And make it so that only one guy in Minnesota has the manual. Every mechanic has to contact that guy. Then the mechanic has to interpret the LED Morse code manually. Oh yes this would be so useful. And to add a 3Ghz motherboard with only access to Apple music. Totally awesome. Make the display show a video of “all I want for Christmas is you” I’ll certainly be making use of that.

And sarcastically speaking please oh please don’t add functionality to the obd connector like the ability to self diagnose and display a full report for any mechanic to easily use without the need for special hardware. That would be awful to have.