Please Microsoft! If you could improve the colors of the squares in teams that would be awesome! When I present a PowerPoint presentation I like to open it directly on browser next to my porn and I love to see lots of colorful squares all around the thing I’m trying to read to them. Incredibly useful! Please make the people squares a good 3 or 4 times the current size, that would help a lot! And don’t even try single button full screening anything for me! Fuck F11! Give me ctrl-Alt-prtscrn-elbow mash keypad. That’s the best combination!

You will not install AI on heavy objects with the purpose of dropping them on soldiers’ legs to mame only. Any AI installed on anvils must cause irreversible death within a period of 1 second.

Gemini!!! That’s old news!

Introducing… drumroll please!!!

Stacy!

She has big tits! Tell her things about yourself 😜😅! C’mon! You won’t regert it! We…er…she’s looking for everyday conversation that can be used against you in a court of AI powered law 3 years from now! Do you even know what that means!!!

The new shortcut for screenshots:

Alt - Ctrl - drill to the eye 👁️. Yeah you can use the same eye socket multiple times for now. It’s a known 🐛 bug, but they are going to fix it.

We are sorry. So sorry indeed man! We are sorry that because of a pandemic many people in the industry had to move to safe locations and realize how much better those places were so they’re not going back. We’re sorry to have inconvenienced your game play. But we’re working hard to get you to pay another salary’s worth on the next tumb raider! We promised so much many more transistors that the boob wobble will be endless! Thru AI, anything is possible!

It’s just an example. I did get useful code from all this effort but usually the first prompt gets the closest. Everything else is like a bad genie story. Exactly like this: https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?si=yMtEaVkpSrn9q5Ap

Also it is pure junk. Chat-GPT code may come out fast on the screen but it’s garbage. I tried python and c++ both just pure garbage. Sure I got it to do what I wanted but only after a day of hair pulling repetitive madness. Simple task, open an image and invert it . Then we’ll it opened the image but didn’t invert. Or maybe it’s upside down. Can you open the image right side up and invert it…fuck fuck, why is the window full screen? Did I ask for full screen, shit heavens no! Anyway it’s a fuckin idiot just rambling code at me.

LOL. Hey, it’s a really bad script that locks up your computer if you run it. So it’s not nothing!

But you wouldn’t do that right? You wouldn’t download a car!

Nah, mah man! I’m just a real really really hot looking chick with very large boobs that are still normal looking and pinup. I happen to be really good at using chat gpt to make fun of it.

You know, AI was able to lock up my computer in less than a minute! Do you know how long it would take for me to do the same?

I know python, but the exploration here is about how AI is all hype and 0 shits given to quality. It doesn’t know it has made a little mistake or a big one. It doesn’t actually know anything. It just sort of meanders from the question to the answer and it writes what other people might have written if they had written the previous 10 lines too.

It does has to be fast enough that you can transfer the files to a different disk within your lifetime.

Okay 👍 you are right.

If you download it and accidentally run it. I think you would think otherwise. A virus is any malicious code. It doesn’t have to be made with a special virus API. Literally you can make viruses that only run on Microsoft Excel.

But AI is helping level that field.

LOL, I asked Chat-GPT to fix it and it couldn’t do it. It gave me code that also crashed my computer within a few seconds. In couldn’t even go to Ctrl alt F4 for example.

You probably can’t run rust without some proprietary Google shit lock - in code.

The all new Apple shoe laces! Because now we got you bitch! You thought you could escape ads while tying your shoes? Think again you sonobabich! It’s a Walmart October…sale! Everything… must go!.. bananas!.. $3.56/lb… American cheese 🧀… 56c/lb! …blowout sale…blowout prices!.. Walmart…

Hey! Get out of the way dude! It’s the elevator entrance! If you need more time with your laces take a seat over there!

… In other news, tree elderly cops were run over today while tying their shoes! The CDC suggests banning shoe lace ads unless they are about guns. The republican Senate has put forward the new constitutional ammunition amendment law that includes this and the deportation of anyone who isn’t a white guy. Women disagree entirely!..

Is it stupid? Yes! Yes it is certainly. But I’s it fucking stupid? It certainly is fucking.

Yeah we got those. You come back from work or a late road trip, maybe listening to quiet jazz to temper things down, suddenly at the pump this over powering buzzing noise “the all new slushy! Get them today! It’s inside! One free on every 50 fill ups! See inside for details!”.

Me: I’ll just need a screwdriver and a hammer to chisel that shit off the motherboard from the radio 📻…

Ford: actually it’s an integral part of the fuel pump, the fuel injection timing system, the breaking system and the battery BMS system…and the head light controller…it’s in all vital systems!

Me: check out my all new Honda!