I would bet that most actually happen within close vicinity to a toilet or are at least submitted from one.

It’s the other way around. Nintendo is a law firm with a game dev hobby.

This actually already exists but it’s quite pricey: https://www.eightsleep.com/uk/pod-cover/

I have never once missed it. I’ve already switched to Bluetooth for my headphones and car. At home I cast to the hifi or Bluetooth speaker.

I got an adaptor to let me use cabled headphones when I need to and I’ve used it twice, once was to test it even worked.

The use case just doesn’t exist for me anymore.

I based my insurance on this compose file: https://github.com/nextcloud/docker/blob/master/.examples/docker-compose/insecure/postgres/apache/docker-compose.yml